i need a two hour long hug
“Money won’t make you happy”
Yeah, financial stability is just horrible
“it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful”
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
Do u ever feel so ugly all u wanna do is go home
Today, I fucked up… by saving my husband
I once thought my husband was falling out of bed, so I grabbed him tenderly, cuddled into him and sweetly said “It’s okay darling, I’ve got you…”
That’s what half-asleep-me thought I was doing, anyway. In reality, I threw my palm onto his face like the Facehugger alien and screamed incoherently into his ear.
Also, he wasn’t falling out of bed.
really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000
